One telephone conversation from earlier this morning:
Reading your bulletin would have uncovered this little note:
Me: Good morning. St. Anthony's.
Caller: Is Robin [the secretary] there?
Me: I'm sorry, the office is closed.
Caller: Is Charlie [the business administrator] there, then?
Me: No [rather irritated now], the office is closed.
CLOSED: Parishes Offices will be Closed Monday, February 18th. (Bold original.)
Thank you, and have a good day.