14 January 2015

The news you may have missed - 14 January 2015

Here's a bit of news you may have missed:
  • The principal of W. F. Burns Middle School in Valley, Alabama has written to the parents of her pupils to explain that the students will soon be armed with cans of food (yes, you read that correctly) to defend against possible attacks. A friend from high school suggested the students also be armed with frozen pork chops to defend against Islamic terrorists.

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