06 October 2011

There is such a thing as a stupid question

People often ask me questions with the most obvious of answers, such as this one:

Sometimes I try not to give a sarcastic answer, and other times I just can't help it.  I may have to use this answer sometime and see what happens.


  1. Hunting elephants is cool, especially if they are blue elephants and you have a blue elephant gun.

  2. MAD Magazine had a series of books entitled "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". They're filled with this sort of thing.

  3. I may have to pick those up.

  4. when people at the store ask me "gosh, are all those kids yours???"

    i want to say "no, i just drive around the block and ask if the neighbor kids want to come shopping with me because shopping with kids is SO MUCH FUN!!!!!"