Hunting elephants is cool, especially if they are blue elephants and you have a blue elephant gun.
MAD Magazine had a series of books entitled "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". They're filled with this sort of thing.
I may have to pick those up.
when people at the store ask me "gosh, are all those kids yours???"i want to say "no, i just drive around the block and ask if the neighbor kids want to come shopping with me because shopping with kids is SO MUCH FUN!!!!!"
Hunting elephants is cool, especially if they are blue elephants and you have a blue elephant gun.
ReplyDeleteMAD Magazine had a series of books entitled "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". They're filled with this sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteI may have to pick those up.
ReplyDeletewhen people at the store ask me "gosh, are all those kids yours???"
ReplyDeletei want to say "no, i just drive around the block and ask if the neighbor kids want to come shopping with me because shopping with kids is SO MUCH FUN!!!!!"