A little Catholic humor

State - and maybe federal - law requires the placement of signs in every classroom describing what actions should be taken in the event of a disaster.

For example, we have the following signs in the chapel at the high school:

EARTHQUAKE: Drop to the floor, seek shelter, cover your head

FIRE ESCAPE: Go up the north stairs, exit the building - walk to the track, stay with your teacher

TORNADO: Proceed to the north corridor, stand facing the wall

But also in the chapel is a sign that is found in no other room, which may even have been my idea (I can't quite remember), but I only noticed it this morning after Mass:

In the event of the Second Coming... Drop to your knees and beg God's mercy.