31 May 2007

The battle wages on

Thom continues to persist in his disordered thinking and tasting, falsely claiming Mt Dew to the Elixier of Life, when everyone knows that the Elixir of Life is the illustrious Dr Pepper.

As evidence to the superiority of Dr Pepper, I offer the following:

Dr Pepper cares enough to see to your general orthopedic health.

Dr Pepper not only allows you to drink well but also to remain on time to keep your committments.

Dr Pepper helps you to see clearly.


Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

The good Dr. Jones drinks Dr Pepper. Won't you, too?

13 comments:

  1. Might as well give up, Thom. You just can't win with him.

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  2. Give up? Never!

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  3. Adversary, dare to visit my blog again.

    mwa-ha-ha.

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  4. Father D, today I have one word for you.

    BROTHER

    Dr. Pepper

    10 2

    4

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  5. Our reply will be forthcoming, Thom, this afternoon after first Friday Communion calls.

    Well said, Brad.

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  6. Could you imagine if all differences of opinion were handled this way? Imagine countries handling conflict with words and pictures instead of wars. And on a blog!

    I am enjoying this "friendly fire" of words and pictures with witty and clever captions.

    I still stick to my guns - water rules!!!

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  7. Anonymous9:26 AM

    I vote in favor of Dr. Pepper too.

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  8. Anonymous6:31 PM

    I vote for water too!! Especially since you are neglecting your Xanga friends these days....hehe...

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  9. It would be nice, wouldn't it Ellen? We can pray.

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  10. I hate to dissapoint you all, but Pepsi is the Elixir of Life.

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